dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

theatretechieforlife:

unfollower:

invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

#why is this a universal thing

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet)

fivegum:

fivegum:

i want to play laser tag

I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves

the-love-shackles:

Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.

fatwink:

we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin

liampain:

perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you

(Source: matthitarchive)